Friday, May 09, 2008 50 CENT IS BEING RETARDED Watch this stupid ass interview. First of all that's not what she said-what she really said was that she's a fan of gangsta rap and the murders of Tupac and Biggie were a government ploy. He's a celebrity, so he should understand that you can't believe everything you hear. SHOULD I BELIEVE EVERY FUCKING THING I HEAR ABOUT YOU?! And even if she DID say that, so what?! I don't agree with it but it's not like she's attacking you directly annd saying "50 cent you bitch come get me"! It's just a genre! I don't like golf-so does that mean all the golf players should start hating me, 50?! He takes everything so personally. Oh, and-"I don't like the classical music that she does"?! WTF?! Since when does Alicia Keys do classical music? That's Mozart and Bach! Just because there's a piano in it doesn't mean it fits into the classical genre of music. Alicia Keys makes great R&B/Soul. At first Lloyd Banks and Tony Yayo are all "well she took it back" and then, when 50 blurts out "But I don't like her no more" out of nowhere there heads just pop towards him so fast. It's hilarious- the looks on their faces are like "WTF 50, how many people are we gonna beef with?! What's wrong with you? If you weren't signing my paychecks I would beat the shit out of you with a brick right now for being so dumb". LOL. Those bullets must have taken a lot of brain cells out of his brain. He's all brawn and no brain. It's times like these I find myself wondering why the fuck he couldn't just DIE when he got shot those 9 times or whatever-it would've saved the rest of the world from his stupidity. No wonder they shot him dammit, my head is POUNDING after listening to his bullshit! Wed May 7, 2008 MARIAH CAREY MARRIES NICK CANNON?? WTF DID THAT COME FROM? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY WERE DATING! This has got to be some kind of publicity stunt for Nick. Mariah doesn't need it, but Nick's getting hella promotion off of this-plus now he's got a suga mama. Saturday, January 19, 2008 Spitting What is up with people spitting on everybody? First New york and Pumkin, the Taylor Made and Mr.Wise, now get this-Bow Wow spit on Chris Brown! Yes, you read right, I heard on the radio-I don't know if it's true or not but they said at one of their concerts backstage Bow Wow spit on Chris Brown. And Chris didn't even do anything-he just went out and did his show. Bow Wow, I have lost all respect for you. You fucking whore! I don't know about Chris-they say he's a big man for doing what he did but to me that's being a pussy. WTF? he just spit on you-and you allow it? Do you have any respect for yourself?! Seriously, if you're mad at someone, why do you need to spit on them? Just punch them or something the good old fashioned way. Dear God, what is this world coming to? Everybody is turning into little saliva throwing fucktarts! Monday, January 14, 2008 Christina’s baby Christina Aguilera and her husband gave birth to a baby boy named Max! God, I am so happy for her. This girl deserves it all-not just the career she's had, but her happiness she's found with her man and family. i think she'll be a great mother. She's overcome a lot, grow and matured-and the bitch can sing her ass off. She does what she was no matterwhat anyonethinks, and her music is so inspiring. I've always been a fan of hers. I heard she made a video for Save Me from myself? I love that song. She wrote so much about her marriage-in the Right Man, she describes her walking down the aisle. God, she's lucky. She's found true happiness. It just makes me wonder, why haven't I found that? Maybe cause I don't believe it will ever happen to me. But I believe that because people have given me enough evidence that it won't happen. Or maybe I'm unlovable. Congratulations, Christina. Thursday, January 10, 2008 Eminem is fat?! Who gives a flying fuck?! H'es still my future baby daddy, and he's still the musician he is so why is it all over the news that he gained weight? DOES IT FUCKING MATTER? The dude is depressed. I know the symptoms. He's went through a lot of changes at once-Proof's death, 2nd divorce, hospitalization all at once, and shit like that can lead to clinical depression. That's why he's not taking care of himself. Wasn't he real sick with pneumonia and shit over Christmas? Well, from someone with a history of drugs and alcohol as long as his, what do you expect? At least he's off and sober now and trying to get better. He gained weight, big fucking deal. I LOVE YOU SLIM SHADY! Wednesday, January 09, 2008 Will everybody STFU about Britney?! I mean seriously-why are you all acting like it's such a big motherfucking deal?! So she went nuts and locked her damn kd in a room, like you didn't see it coming! people do worse shit than that every fucking day yet Brit goes in a mental hospital for ONE NIGHT and it's not even something that crazy like most people go there for-and I'm hearing about it 24/7! WHO THE FUCK CARES IF SHE LOST CUSTODY OF HER KIDS?! She should've anyway cause she's always doing shit like this! I swear, a famous person could just pick their nose and CNN would dedicate an hour to it! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Friday, December 28, 2007 B2K GOT MOLESTED Poor dudes. I wonder if Omarion and everyone else got molested too. I commend him for having the courage to speak out-that's traumatic and embarassing, and if you're male, it can be especially humiliating. And for those of you who say he's making it up to get attention, wake the fuck up. People don't say shit like THAT if they want good attention. If it was a lie to get attention, then in order to go to such extreme lengths they really really NEED that attention. Shit, "don't pay him no mind he just wasnts attention"?! That's just like saying "oh don't feed him, he's just hungry". Tuesday, December 11, 2007 I hate New York Well, not really. Yes. No. When she first came on Flavor of Love, I wanted to kick this bitch's little ASS! I was SO glad when Pumkin spat on her, although it was sick, I felt she deserved it. Now I'm wondering-was that all an act?! I'm watching her stupid show and she doesn't act half as bitchy as she used to. Now she just acts stupid. Last night, she kept that idiot Buddha and the scared pussy Tailor Made and scent home Punk. What the fuck?! She keeps saying 'oh Buddha and I have this passion' blah blah blah-what she means is that he makes her HORNY! When Buddha started getting onher, for the first time in my life, i felt sorry for this transvestite-looking girl. But then again, I think that's just her nature to throw herself at men she knows are going to fuck her over. Otherwise, she wouldn't have gone back to Flavor of love, and then started her own rip-off of that show, get dumped and come back for another season. Her mother probably had that influence on her-goddamn, her mom-what a fucking drag queen. New York, I just think you need to stop all this "looking for love on reality TV" bullshit and go back to where you were before, and learn to love yourself. That's why you acted so dumb on TV-cause you didn't love yourself and you acted out to make it SEEM like you had all this confidence. And now, famous quotes- "You live in Texas? What state? Wait, is Houston a city or a state?"-New York "I don't apologize cause I never make mistakes!"-New York Fucking wow. |